Baekhyun and Taeyeon Are Dating And I’m A Unicorn

June 20, 2014  By  kpopbreak     4 Comments

Exo's Baekhyun Girls' Generation TaeyeonI feel like doing that slow clapping when you’re seriously unimpressed, directing it at SM Entertainment. This is one of the worse rehearsed scandals I have ever seen. What, no dry runs? You couldn’t act this out in the SM parking lot before going outside? Seems sloppy SM. Anyway, as half the world already knows, EXO’s Baekhyun and Girls’ Generation’s Taeyeon are “dating.” And by that I mean, 90% of the SONEs are rolling their eyes and 50% of the EXO fandom is smashing Oreo cookies (I’m not even making this up). Of course, no one can really be lied to completely since this was so badly acted out. My best friend sent me the perfect post on Tumblr (the Holy Grail of K-Pop Gossip) that described my disbelief and followed it up with photographic evidence. The post is summarized below and the original can be found here. And if you’re wondering, well, why? The answer is, SM kills two birds with one stone. One MAJOR scandal to keep the masses occupied as smaller ones come to light and an even bigger one can be hidden.

1. There was a manager in the backseat of the car. I don’t know about you guys, but when I want to secretly make out with my boyfriend, I make sure there’s a chaperone in the car with us. I can’t believe SM didn’t even trust them enough to act out this scandal by themselves. Was this guy whispering directions? That’s so ridiculous.

EXO Baekhyun Girls' Generation Taeyeon Dating Evidence (1)2. The roof of the car was open. Wow. Inconspicuous. Yes, open that car roof at night so that no one can totally see you after you parked under that streetlight. Yes….Also, don’t wear any kind of disguises common of this kind of thing guys (e.g. sunglasses, caps).

EXO Baekhyun Girls' Generation Taeyeon Dating Evidence (2)

3. Taeyeon LOOKED at the paparazzi and then kept touching Baekhyun. Because when you get caught in a secret love affair, you just keep going, hoping that the people spying on you just disappear. She’s also laughing…

EXO Baekhyun Girls' Generation Taeyeon Dating Evidence (4)

4. No Kisses On the Lips. Yeah, wow, totally dating over there as they hardcore make out with cheek-to-cheek kisses.

EXO Baekhyun Girls' Generation Taeyeon Dating Evidence (5)5. Light was purposefully shined on Baekhyun’s face. Just so that there would be no doubt that it was him.

EXO Baekhyun Girls' Generation Taeyeon Dating Evidence (6)

If you want to see bigger and more photos of this totally-real scandal go to this page in Dispatch. It’s so amazing that SM has so much money that they regulate their own scandals.

As a final note, I’m an EXO fan and I’m not psychotic. Yes. We exist! For the 12 year old fangirls smashing cookies and cutting themselves, have some self-respect. EXO is a band. What you’re doing is akin to psychotic rituals people perform when they’re in brainwashing cults to worship another self-instituted Messiah. I’m sure SM would like to believe that they’re marketing is that good but it’s not, it’s just unstable teenage hormones. Think before you post. Not for the sake of EXO, since the Exotics’ fandom reputation is basically unrepairable at the moment, but for yourself. Don’t become a laughingstock. Also, stop calling Taeyeon horrible things, I feel like the feminist movement goes back 50 years every time one of you opens your mouth.



  1.   June 21, 2014, 1:53 am

    Reblogged this on Plushiesexual’s Weblog.

  2.   June 26, 2014, 6:06 pm

    I know from the angle that first picture looks like someone is in the back of the car, but cannot be the case. Even though at quick glance, I wondered the same thing actually, but if you make a closer inspection plus the other pictures in their entirety, there isn’t anyone in the back seat.

    The car is a Mercedes Benz Coupe with high dark back supported headrest with tan padding. That back looks like black hair and the tan pad looks like a face but they are not, it’s just her headrest you are seeing since she is leaning forward. The thing about a Mercedes Coupe, I don’t know if you’ve sat in one or a Porsche in the backseat, you can do it, but it isn’t very comfortable and there’s not a heck of a lot of room. If some dude was sitting in the middle while they were kissing, he’d also have no where to bend down to hide himself in other shots. That’s why I realized it’s just the headrest you’re seeing. Look at BaekHyun’s and you can see what I’m talking about. That in no way means this isn’t a generated story. It very well could be.. I just don’t think that included minders on their so-called “date”.

  3.   June 26, 2014, 6:30 pm

    BTW– If you look at photo # 2 and the high black bar stick above the headrest pad, in a Mercedes Benz Coupe 2-door convertible, you can look it up on Mercedes Benz website, there seems to only be one style with that kind of head rest. It just so happens that the model is a only a 2 seater, so I don’t even think there is a back seat to that car. Of course, I cannot confirm that because I’m having a problem confirming the model. If it’s what I think it is, then that’s a 250K car. Not sure she can afford that but who knows.

    •   June 26, 2014, 7:44 pm

      You know a lot about cars, I am seriously impressed. It makes sense, since having a third person would add more suspicion.

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