Young Ji Wins KARA Project [KARA is Doomed]

This is a sad, sad day for humanity. We lost something wonderful today. We lost a flawless KARA and gained…I’m sorry, I need a moment.

Out of EVERYONE, Young Ji was my LAST, LITERALLY MY LAST choice to join KARA. This girl is an emotional roller coaster that is three rides away from plunging off the track and killing everyone riding it. Congratulations DSP, you’ve official doomed KARA. They definitely have like three years left tops. You think the three members are going to want to deal with this annoying girl and her omg-I’m-so-innocent pigtails? Really? The only great thing that came out of this is that I can accurately picture this girl’s first meeting with Gyuri behind-the-scenes. Gyuri’s going to cut a bitch. You think Young Ji cries enough now? Ha! Wait till she’s subjected to Gyuri’s epic glare. Can’t wait.

I can even accurately predict the existing KARA member’s expressions when this girl was crowned the winner:

Seungyeon’s:

Gyuri’s:

Hara’s:

This is almost as disastrous as when Lim was added to the Wonder Girls.

On a side now, I want to divert now to the translator of this show. I have a special letter for him.

Dear SM Translator,

Thank you so much for being so horribly inaccurate that I thought till mere hours ago that two people would make it into this group. That, of course, is one of your more miniscule inaccuracies as only God knows what these girls were really saying half the time. Next time someone asks you whether you know English, please break into the EXO Mama monologue so that you are never hired ever again.

Sincerely,

90% of the international fans who watched this show

So let’s concentrate on the positive. Which is that now the rest of Baby KARA can ban together and form a cohesive group that I would love. I have no problem with all the other members. Congratulations girls, you’re the lucky ones. You’re the ones that will take KARA’s place as DSP’s main group when KARA disbands and each of the actual three talented members break out into solo careers.

Finally, I don’t know who did this. But damn you.

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